Friday, November 03, 2006

Kerry on Conan

OK, not the real John Kerry, just one of Conan's still pictures with the lips moving. Still funny:
Kerry: "Until Bush admits he's botched this war, I, John Kerry, vow to continue to tell jokes all the way to victory on election day."

O'Brien: "OK, actually, sir, I don't think that's what your party needs right now. I don't think people want you out there telling jokes."

Kerry: "Get ready to laugh. A guy walks into a bar, and orders a purple knee high."

O'Brien: "Uh huh, yeah."

Kerry: "The bartender says, 'What's a purple knee high?' And the guy says, 'Our soldiers are idiots.' Wait, I botched it. Wait. That's not how it goes. Hold on. Wait a minute."

1 comment:

Matt S said...

Good stuff. It's nice of Conan to continue the meme that it was a botched joke. At my most generous, I would call it a Freudian slip.

Btw, Nehi is a soda from the 50's. The only reason I know this is that it was Radar O'Reilly's favorite on MASH.