Kerry: "Until Bush admits he's botched this war, I, John Kerry, vow to continue to tell jokes all the way to victory on election day."
O'Brien: "OK, actually, sir, I don't think that's what your party needs right now. I don't think people want you out there telling jokes."
Kerry: "Get ready to laugh. A guy walks into a bar, and orders a purple knee high."
O'Brien: "Uh huh, yeah."
Kerry: "The bartender says, 'What's a purple knee high?' And the guy says, 'Our soldiers are idiots.' Wait, I botched it. Wait. That's not how it goes. Hold on. Wait a minute."
Friday, November 03, 2006
Kerry on Conan
OK, not the real John Kerry, just one of Conan's still pictures with the lips moving. Still funny: