You'll like it better than "Cats"

Inspired parody from "If I did it! The Musical":

"Whatever I just did, I didn't do it.
And if I did, I didn't. That's denial.
Does it bother me?
Sure, it does, a little.
But I'll see you at the trial —
Or maybe I should say at the acquittal."

Coming in Act II - Rupert Murdoch gives Judith Regan resume advice.

K-Fed KO'ed

So, I just got grief from a friend for not having as much up here this week, grief that is well-deserved. Sorry, been running around the past two days and mostly off line during that time.

The same friend, though, sends along this review of Kevin Federline's album. It is a doozie. I could pull almost any line of it for a teaser quote, but I'll let the first line suffice:

"One day, either in this life or the next, Britney Spears will have to atone for unleashing Kevin Federline upon the world."

Is there really anything that she could do that would make it up to us? I think not.

If you are looking for a break from all the politics (and are not K-Fed's mother) click through and entertain yourself for five minutes.

"You can't get much more concealed than that"

I could offer a bunch of tasteless jokes, but instead I'll simply link to what has to be one of the funniest stories of the day (Hat tip: Althouse):

Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

Way, way too much time on their hands

Happy Halloween!



(Hat tip: Andrew Sullivan)

Bush channeling Bono

This is quite funny, and really well done. A nice break from conspiracy theories. (Hat tip: the Corner)

I'd be in more trouble if they asked for capitals

Can you pass the third grade? I wish there was a bonus for speed.

Tough love

This place is getting too serious - war, hedge fund implosions, etc.

So, to show people that I do more than sift over budget figures and news feds all day, here is a great smack down of Clay Aiken by Simon Cowell. Gadfly is a big fan of tough love, and this may be the first in a series. Just play the video.

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

"Where women used to watch Sex and the City and ask themselves, 'Which one am I most like?', men watch this show and ask themselves, 'Who the hell is my Vince?'"

Michael Weiss discusses the genius of Entourage at Slate.

So, who the hell is my Vince?